Humerus

Humerus

Stats:
Brains: +10
Hit Class: +58
Damage Class: +60

In Game Description:
This thing just plain looks silly. Funny enough, though, you'd have to be pretty witty to use it as a weapon. Just remember - if you smash in some egghead's noggin with it, be sure you wipe off the yolk before it spreads into your normal conversations.

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