Machinegun Leg

Stats:
Alacrity: -10
Protection Class: -10
Damage Class: +80

In Game Description:
Tired of the grind? House filled with monsters? Wish you were more death proof? Well, sit back and have a cherry, darling. We'll have that leg shorn off in no time and upgraded with this baby. Nevermind how the trigger works. The important thing is that the gun never misses.