Occultist Robes

Stats:
Alacrity: -5
Brains: +5
Sapience: +5
Grit: -5
Protection Class: +30

In Game Description:
Journey into the mysteries of the universe in stylish purple fashion. Why is there air? How does a wet duck fly during the day? What is the meaning of this? Who are all you people?

All this and more will be revealed! Especially since you can't quite get to the snaps in the back to close it properly.