Succubi are sexy demons from the underworld who try to tempt men into losing their souls. However, every once in a while a succubus will fall in love with a particularly nice man they're trying to seduce, will settle down, have some kids, move to the suburbs, and become soccermi (singluar: soccerbus). Really, though, they're only a suck-u-bus when it comes time to vaccuum.

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