Swamp Thang Fang

Swamp Thang Fang

Stats:
Power: +3
Protection Class: +10

In Game Description:
All the best doctors in Holland couldn't save this man from his fate of becoming a disco-dancing fiend from beyond the swamp. And all the best dentists couldn't stop him from shedding teeth like a shark. Which is all the more confusing since sharks don't typically live in swamps, on account of the high rent.

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