Wooden Steak

Stats:
Hit Class: +76
Damage Class: +76

In Game Description:
This weapon has a dual purpose. It is both effective against vampires and is quite handy at keeping vegetarians away. Now, if you're using garlic to keep the vampires away, you'll end up attracting the vegetarians, which might just end up in vampiric vegetarians. Hmm. Seems like we'll need some sort of Venn diagram or compatibility matrix to sort out what you should and shouldn't carry in combination.